Woman checked in a hospital for a heart attack. While on the verge of passing through, she met with God. She asked: is my time up? Replied God: don’t worry, you’ve got 30-40 years more to live!
Waking from the nightmare, knowing that she’s got many years ahead: why not enjoying the life? While at it, she went ahead and had all the plastic surgery routines done, including
rhinoplasty to reshape the nose,
chin augmentation to reshape the chin,
cheek augmentation to reshape the cheekbones,
blepharoplasty to reshape the upper or lower eyelid,
abdominoplasty (tummy tuck) to make the abdomen firmer,
face lift to minimize the wrinkles by removal of excess facial skin,
liposuction to remove the fat from different parts of the body, etc.
As she leaves the hospital with excitement about her “new life,” she was immediately hit and killed by a rushing ambulance at the hospital front gate.
As she met with God the 2nd time, with agony, she asked: didn’t you tell me I’ve got 30-40 more years to live?
God: dang, I did not recognize you!
@1 year ago with 1 note
#Plastic Surgery #rhinoplasty #chin augmentation #cheek augmentation #blepharoplasty #breast augmentation #abdominoplasty #tummy tuck #face lift #liposuction
Woman asks doctor: What’s the easiest breast enlargement method?
doctor: have you tried to wipe your breasts with bath tissue?
woman: how would that work?
doctor: it’s been working for your butt..
@1 year ago with 5 notes
#Breast Enlargement #silicone implants